Faith & Reason - A shabby studio or a decent obscurity
Andrew Brown
A televangelist on the board of Laura Ashley. And a brilliant
scholar in an ordinary parish. This is a tale of two certainties
THIS YEAR'S most unlikely piece of religious news slipped through
on the business pages: Pat Robertson, the American televangelist
who ran for president in 1988, has joined the board of Laura Ashley.
Yes, this is the same Pat Robertson who announced that the last
hurricanes to hit Florida were God's righteous judgement on the
city of Orlando for recognising gay partnerships. I can't wait to
see how he gets on in the world of interior decoration.
Last week, a further announcement was made: that he would be joining
the Bank of Scotland as an investor in a new telephone bank operating
in the American Midwest. The two stories together highlight an astonishing
fact about American conservative religion: that it is actually ahead
of secular society in its marketing and sales techniques. Robertson
was not born a poor man: his father was a state senator in Virginia;
but his family had nothing like the sort of fortune required to
make a run for president. He started his television empire with
one shabby jury-rigged studio, and he sold part of it 20 years later
to Rupert Murdoch for $200m.
It's possible the Holy Spirit was just looking after his own here;
Mr Murdoch is after all a papal knight. But lowlier minds will point
to Pat Robertson's great business innovations. The first of these
was the telethon. He actually invented this now standard fund-raising
trick, at a time when it was the only thing that could rescue his
studio from bankruptcy. The second, which has been much more widely
imitated, was the use of mailing lists, later computerised, to nourish
a base of regular customers even in a business as impersonal as
television preaching. His main chat show was called the 700 club
after the number of regular large donors. This technique was and
remains the basis of the political power of the religious right
in America.
The basis of their financial alchemy is that they can turn putting
a cheque into an envelope into a social, almost friendly transaction.
It is a trick which all modern businesses have tried to learn from
them. There is nothing that Richard Branson could teach Pat Robertson
about personality-led marketing. Of course, Branson does not stud
his television appearances with claims to be miraculously healing
members of his audience or to be diverting, by the power of prayer,
hurricanes from their course. Even so, I think it is the feeling
of belonging which makes the difference, rather than the miracles
which must always happen to third parties rather than to any particular
customer.
The final innovation that Robertson pioneered also came about
by accident. He was the first to discover that old films could be
reshown on cable television to the delight of advertisers and the
profit of the station owner. This was the basis of the economics
of the Family Channel, which he sold for so much to Rupert Murdoch.
He was thus the inventor of the Holy Grail of the modern media industry:
delivering carefully targeted audiences to advertisers by using
the cheapest possible content whose providers are, ideally, dead.
He is one of the world's most influential Christian leaders.
All this may be hard to believe because we are so used in Britain
to the idea of Christianity following trends rather than starting
them. And the belief among Christians tends to be that, if only
they could lead the world, instead of following it, all would be
well.
The career of Pat Robertson provides one powerful counter-argument
to this. Another is supplied by the death of Canon William Vanstone,
who died last week. After a career of staggering brilliance at Oxford
and Cambridge, in which he picked up three first class degrees,
and followed them with another in America, he spent his working
life in the decent obscurity of the Anglican parish ministry on
the nasty edges of unpleasant places like Manchester. Other, less
talented, contemporaries rose to become Christian leaders. Vanstone
did not want the jobs. "He had this conviction that bishops were
either stupid or vain, and in some instances both," said one Cambridge
friend, Robert Runcie.
As a priest, he was too busy to write. His contribution to ecclesiastical
economics was to sell the vicarage furniture to patch the church
roof. Eventually he retired to Chester, and there wrote three little
books, Love's Endeavour, Love's Expense; The Stature of Waiting;
and Farewell in Christ. Very occasionally, he would write for this
column, Faith & Reason. He was not a terribly easy man to deal
with; perhaps he would have written more if I had not been so frightened
of ringing him up, but the combination of being extremely clever
and extremely deaf made him hard work for someone as vague as I
am on the telephone. No one I respect who knew him did not love
him. "He had a gracious goodness and simplicity," says Runcie.
It's difficult to think of a figure more old-fashioned than such
a scholar-priest. It's difficult to think of a greater affront to
Birtist principles than that he should spend his gifts as he did.
I doubt very much that as a parish priest he converted many people.
But I'm not sure that a church is meant to be a model to business
organisations. There's something to be said for making it a school
for saints instead, and Bill Vanstone's life says it.
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